The Stars Did Not Align When I Tried To See Susan Miller On Fashion's Night Out
When I heard that Astrologyzone.com's Susan Miller was giving readings at Henri Bendel on Fashion's Night Out, I felt destined to get some astrological advice. Unfortunately, the scene was such a clusterfuck my moon was in someone's anus.
Halle Berry's Vogue Cover Revealed!
Reverse-Retouching Models, And What It Hides
With all the fuss kicked up by the "revelation" that magazines often airbrush out models' bones and add flesh to their bodies in post-production, it's interesting and frankly kind of shocking to see images that haven't had this so-called "reverse-retouching."
"Investing" In Your Closet Not Recommended By Actual Investment Experts
If you've opened a women's magazine recently, then you probably know what's in this season. "Investment" fashion!
Posh Says Most Models Healthy, "Naturally Thin"; Kim Kardashian Rips Off Another Designer's Logo
Abercrombie Loses Another Discrimination Suit; Lindsay Lohan Is New Ungaro Artiste
Everyone Else Can Stop Designing: Mary-Kate & Ashley Make "Perfect" Fashion
Mary-Kate and Ashley are former child stars turned designers. And if this strangely gushy, flattering piece in today's New York Times is to be believed, clothes produced by the "magical millionaire pixies" cannot be improved in any way. They're perfect.
The September Issue: A Portrait Of The Quaint Old Consumer Economy
There is something almost touchingly prelapsarian about The September Issue, R. J. Cutler's documentary about the making of the biggest ever issue of American Vogue.
Calvin Klein Models Too Sexy For Their Pants; Demi's Daughter Exploited By Bazaar?
"Investing" In Your Closet Not Recommended By Actual Investment Experts
If you've opened a women's magazine recently, then you probably know what's in this season. "Investment" fashion! For the new economy, editors and luxury advertisers have been throwing around terms like "value," "quality," "green," "key pieces" and "timeless" as though they had some, well, timeless meaning.
Smell Like Amanda Lepore For Under $1,000; Supermodel Births Superbaby
Personal Shopping: Best. Job. Ever.
Today's "Styles" section brings a profile of two mysterious Russian personal shoppers from Bergdorf Goodman, who apparently have the best, most ridiculous job in the world.
Nina Garcia: Still Doesn't Know Whether She's In Or Out
Keith Richards For Louis Vuitton: Old And Leathery
Victoria Beckham: Now In Vogue
Bergdorf Goodman: My Kingdom For A Fountain Pen
The Bergdorf Goodman "Holiday Gifts" catalog is a shocking artifact. Because the "gifts" it offers range in price from $95 to $138,000. Are you ready to look at items that cost more than some people on this planet will ever make in a year? After the jump, an $18,000 makeup case, a $2,800 ballpoint pen and a $25,000…
Harper's Bazaar Dresses Up Kids Like Pretentious Designers (And It's Totally Awesome)
Teri Hatcher: The Annoying New Face Of Badgley Mischka
The $8,600 Handbag: A Luxury Version Of The Bacon Cheeseburger
We'll never understand why the marketing execs at fast-food conglomerates like Yum Brands and Riese Restaurants think that Americans want their calorie-laden, fat-filled chalupas, fried chicken and donuts under the same grease-splattered roof. Seriously! Who decided that Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut belong in the same…
