Will Someone Just Let Jon Hamm Play Batman!!!
The rumor that Jon Hamm is in talks to play Batman is not true, says Jon Hamm.
Ben Affleck's Latest Existential Crisis: He 'Doesn’t Want to Be Batman Anymore'
It’s been nearly a year since the release of the critical disaster that was Batman v. Superman, and most chatter about…
This Woman Kept Her Secret Lover In The Attic of the House She Shared With Her Husband
Dolly Oesterreich and her “Bat Man” were the sex scandal of 1930. The details of their affair are still bizarre enough…
Christine Ouzounian Offered $1 Million To Star In Batman Porn Parody
Christine Ouzounian, former nanny to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s kids and to Affleck’s sexual needs, seems to be p…
Everyone Hates Superman in the Batman v Superman trailer
After a low-quality version was leaked online, director Zack Snyder released the HD teaser trailer for Batman v…
Best Dressed at SXSW
Here's a short list of some SXSW styles. I asked each person to describe their style in three words. Desiree Romero…
Watch Dachshund Batman and Robin Fight Crime
There's villainy afoot on the streets of Gotham tonight but fear not! Dachshund Batman and Robin are here, ready to…
Batman's Movie-Sidekick Robin Is Finally a Woman (Maybe)
Filming for 2016's mega-mega-blockbuster Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice is motoring right along, preparing to…
Superheroes Make Shitty Husbands
News that Walmart is peddling a "Training to be Batman's Wife" T-shirt to juniors has raised ire for its retrograde…
So, this is a thing that happened: [NSFW]
There is also video. Why do people send me these things? If you are interested, this man's genitals are in the black…
SWAT Team Members in Superhero Costumes Go Rappelling for Sick Kids
Here's little bit of cheerful, charming news out of Colorado: A bunch of SWAT team members took the time to suit up…
For those who wonder how I spend my days off
My boyfriend and I have spent the night perfecting our newest character creation, Unemployed Batman. He's unemployed,…
This Preschooler's Commencement Speech Has Life All Figured Out
Did you have any career plans as a preschooler? Probably not; at that age, most of us aspire to little more than…
Here's How The Lego Movie Should Have Ended
It is a scientifically proven and totally undisputed fact that The Lego Movie is the greatest movie ever made. It makes …
Your Morning Cry: S.F. Turned Into Gotham for 5-Year-Old's Make-a-Wish
Young Miles is getting a dream come true thanks to the clever people at Make-a-Wish Foundation. On November 15, the…
Amateur Bat Dad Is Hilarious to Everyone Except His Family
So, on the one hand, "Bat Dad" (no relation to this more famous Bat Dad) is funny — the cadence of his Batman voice is…
Justin Bieber: Internet's Best Troll, or Batman's New Robin?
I'll be honest: sometime around the monkey-abandoning incident in Germany, I hopped aboard the Justin Bieber…
Internet Is Going Kinda Nuts About Ben Affleck Playing Batman
Matt Damon's better (?) half is strapping on some plastic wings for the role of Batman in Warner Bros.' Man of Steel…
Today in Good Ideas: Post-Mastectomy Bat-Nipples
It’s probably pretty difficult for women facing a double mastectomy to marshall the soul-cleansing gallows-humor people…
Wonderful Rumor of the Day: Ryan Gosling Could Be Batman
There's a completely wonderful (and highly unlikely) rumor stuck in the interwebs today, and that is that Canadian…