Look At That: Fox News Correctly Identified a Fake Paid Protester Site As Fake [Updated]

If you were reading conspiracy mega-warehouse InfoWars earlier this week— and why wouldn’t you be—you would’ve seen an eye-popping item about a business called Demand Protest, which claimed to stage mass protests across the United States. Last night, in a bizarrely likable segment, Tucker Carlson at Fox News had on…

China Bans Erotic Banana-Eating Livestreams, So There Goes My Weekend Plans

Chinese authorities are cracking down on “inappropriate and erotic” content on live-streaming sites, and have now officially banned “seductively eating bananas” and wearing stockings and suspenders. Anyone at Jezebel will attest that that is literally my entire diet and wardrobe, so this news is disconcerting to me…

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Releases Bananas Plan to Overthrow the Federal Government

Texas Governor Greg Abbott has made a career, calling, and vocation out of suing the federal government—“I go into the office, I sue the federal government,” he famously said, back when he was the state’s attorney general, but today he took it to a new and special place. Abbott released an entirely insane, wholly…