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When the Kush Hits (In the Form of a Federal Subpoena Over Slumlord Tactics)
The Kushner Cos., the company owned by the family of Jared Kushner, President Trump’s special big boy advisor and…
If You Have Bad News for Someone, Just Tell It to Them Straight
A new study from Brigham Young University has concluded that there’s really only one good way to tell someone horrible…
Please Sit Down: Pentatonix Has Some Bad News
With clasped hands and solemn gazes, the members of famed a cappella group Pentatonix silently comforted vocalist Avi…
Noooo: Monarch Butterflies Might Land on the Endangered Species List
2015's already off to a promising start: This could be the year monarch butterflies land on the endangered species…
How Are You Going to Wash the Taste of This Week Out of Your Mouth?
This week, for all intents and purposes, was shit. But now it's the weekend. Let's talk about that, instead.
Is Constantly Reading Bad News Ruining Your Life?
Here's a new thing to get frothy over: a new study shows that women who read depressing news stories get much more…
Sugary Drinks Murdering Skinny Women's Hearts To Death
Here's a dispatch from the Department of Never Letting You Have Fun Ever: Regular consumption of sugary drinks causes…
Fire Destroys Costumes From The King's Speech
One of the UK's largest costume collections has been destroyed by a fire. Military uniforms worn in The King's Speech…
Horrible Person Charged In Horrible Incest Case
Oy vey. A 48-year-old German man has been charged 350 counts of sexual abuse — including molesting his daughter from…
"Golden Voice" Ted Williams Detained By Police
The feel-good story of 2011 has taken a turn for the worse. The LAPD detained Ted Williams and his daughter last night…
Georgina Bloomberg Fractures Spine
The 28-year-old professional show jumper, Olympian, and daughter of NYC's mayor took a fell off her horse during a…
Porn Star Tests Positive For H.I.V.
The anonymous adult-film star's infection is the first such case in over a year; the news has shut down both Vivid and…
Meet The Wit Who Wrote About "Fat Chicks" At Johns Hopkins
Greg Sgammato wrote a piece mocking "fat chicks" (or, in his words, "elephants" and "wildebeests") for the Johns…
Johns Hopkins News-Letter Issues "Sincere Apology" For "Satirical" Article
The editors of the Johns Hopkins News-Letter have issued an apology for a piece titled "Local Bison Bear All At Psi…
Johns Hopkins Student Paper Would Like Women To Know How Fat And Terrible They Are (Updated)
The editors of the Johns Hopkins News-Letter apparently decided it would be a great idea to start the school year by…
Balinese Healer From Eat, Pray, Love Falls Ill
Ketut Liyer, the 96-year-old Balinese healer made famous by Elizabeth Gilbert's memoir, has had prostate surgery and is …
Colorful Fashion Gays Get Into Spat Over Turban • Oral Sex Can Lead To Throat Cancer
Simon Doonan apologizes for an unfunny joke he made about Andre Leon Talley's turban at the CFDA Awards. Imagine how…