Bacon-Weilding Old Lady Fights Off Thief With Meat
In Manchester, England, an elderly woman batted away a mugger with her groceries, namely a particularly hardcore packet…
FBI Offering Reward for Info on Vandal Who Wrapped Bacon Around Mosque Door Handles
The FBI is offering a $5,000 reward for anyone who can provide information about a man seen on a surveillance video…
Brace For Emails From Your Mom About Carcinogenic Bacon
Any moment now, you should be receiving a concerned email from your mom, urging you to cut back on your consumption of…
Oscar Mayer's Turkey Bacon Is Trying to Kill You
Today in things that are trying to kill you: 2 million pounds of Oscar Mayer turkey bacon are being recalled.
Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon On Machine Gun In Effort To Prove He Is Manly & Fun
Ted Cruz has done a number of garbage publicity stunts in his fairly brief presidential campaign designed to brainwash…
Woman Shoots Up a McDonald's Because of a Burger; Is Headed to McJail
If someone asks for bacon on their burger, that means they want bacon on their burger. Capiche?
Men Are From Bacon, Women Are From Lemons
Did you know men and women are different, because they are. They are so different that they even like different things.…
Bacon Declares Feelings for Egg in Love Actually-Style Gif
It's official: Love Actually is everywhere. Even on the Denny's Tumblr. Yes, Denny's has a Tumblr. That's the provenance
Bacon Mania Has Gone Too Far. Again. Please Stop.
As foods go, bacon is pretty good. It's the best of the breakfast meats, it makes a tasty baked-potato topping and it's…
This Hilarious Bacon Commercial Perfectly Spoofs Stupid Diamond Ads
"Cut, color, cure, consistency: These are the four factors of the Oscar Mayer original strip. When it's time for the…
105-Year-Old Woman May Have Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
Pearl Cantrell celebrated her 105th birthday this week. Having outlived three of her seven children as well as her…
Be Clog Our Hearts: Nick Offerman Does a Slam Poem About Bacon
All of the best art comes from a deeply personal place so it's no surprise that Nick Offerman's slam poem about bacon…
If Nutella and Bacon Were Running Against Each Other for President, Who Would You Vote For?
It's election season, American voters, and you know what that means — everything will be compared with everything…
Bacon Dangler Needed ASAP
If you live near Decatur, Georgia, and want to make $10 a mile dangling bacon while jogging in front of someone…
Bacon Will Totally Kill You
Sorry, Woody Allen. It's the future, and red meat is still bad for you. According to a new study, even a little bit…
How Many Breakfasts Can One Person Be Expected to Eat?
Remember back in the good old days when breakfast was a proper meal eaten around a kitchen table adorned with a pitcher…
Republican Politician Offers a Heartwarming Defense of Gay Marriage
These days it feels like a miracle when you find a sane-sounding Republican willing to go against the party line,…
Be A True Bacon Lover With Baconlube
A few years ago J&D's, the makers of BaconSalt and Baconnaise, posted an ad for Baconlube as an April Fool's Day joke.…
You Probably Already Have Pork-Cat Syndrome
Do your eyes water when you're around adorable kitties? Does your throat swell shut when it's in proximity to…