I am a Hazel and I’m here to tell you the Hazels are growing.

Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson have named their baby True Thompson. This is a name that could only exist in 2018.

Most people want the best for their kids, but this, I don’t know.

On Monday afternoon, I was minding my own business when I was punched in the face by a tweet from Good Morning America. The top baby names of 2015 had been announced, I read, and they were just the dumbest.

So you’ve had a child. You’ve named her and sent her out into the world. A few years later, she hits a snag you never anticipated: maybe her name rhymes with “dick,” or it means something unfortunate in another language. Either way, she’s catching hell for the moniker you once so lovingly bestowed. Now what?

Aw, Chief Keef is reportedly using his newborn son as a promo tool. Sweetest move ever?

Sadman, Ruckus and Princecharles are among the most popular “weird” names that adult parents have chosen to give their unsuspecting babies in 2014.

The Social Security Administration released its annual list of the most popular baby names in America. Emma and Noah topped the list, and Olivia and and Liam came in second. The most popular girls names of the last five years, Sophia and Isabella, lost some ground and came third and fourth on the list. Here’s the full…

Reign Aston joins Mason Dash and Penelope Scotland, making a trio of kids that sound like characters from a British spy thriller novel.

It's no longer radical to keep your name, merge your SO's name with a hyphen, or invent a new surname as a couple, but what is still radical is giving a child a woman's surname (especially when the parents are married). What happened when Molly Caro May gave it a try is pretty telling.

America. What are you doing.

There are about a zillion four-year-olds named Emma in France right now.