Why We Need More 'Ugly' People On TV
Because I am the most tedious person in the history of dad's-girlfriends, the other day I found myself yelling at a…
Shocking New Study Finds People Remember Uggos, Forget ‘Pretty’ People
In a study that just seems tailor made for the Daily Mail, researchers have made a STARTLING and GROUNDBREAKING…
You Look Hotter When You're Surrounded By Your Friends
More importantly, you're probably also having a better time, and that's what really matters. But, you know, back to the…
Going Under The Knife Might Make You Look Younger, But Not Hotter
If you were in the market for a facelift in order to catch the eye of cuties at some Da Club or another, cancel your…
Ugly People Can't Get No Respect at Work
Apparently we needed another survey to tell us that attractive people are treated better?
Apparently Everyone Wants a Partner with Nice Teeth and Good Grammar?
We're all a bunch of Judge Mableans when it comes to sizing up possible partners, says an online survey of 5,481…
Beautiful Women Are Selfish, Totes Down To Conform, Says Study
Are you really, really ridiculously good-looking? THOT SO.
Super Hot Women More Likely to Have Super Painful Endometriosis
Italian scientists have announced that they've discovered a positive correlation between women being remarkably good…
In What Universe Is Christina Hendricks' Body an 'Imperfection'?
An article called "Stars Who Embrace Their Imperfections — Not Your Average Hollywood Lookers" is obviously going to be…
You Won't Become an Unattractive, Crumpled Woman-Husk Until After You Turn 32
I don't know about you, but I celebrate each birthday by putting a lip gloss, a tampon, an eyelash curler and a push-up…
Red Makes You Sexy, Dumb, Attractive, and Repellent
A recent study says guys think women who wear red are up for sex — but this is just the latest in a long string of…
News Shows Prefer to Interview the Prettiest Politicians
If you're a member of Congress hoping to get more TV exposure, a new study provides a handy guide on what you'll need…
Science Confirms Bitches Are Jealous
Everyone already knows that women are back-stabbing bitches who are eager to cut another lady down, especially if that…
Fat Daters Compensate For Unattractiveness With Grad School, Money
Bad news, fatties. A new study from the Department of Making You Feel Bad has just released results of a new study that…
Hot People Are Also Meaner People
Today in research that confirms what you suspected in junior high school: hot people are meaner than average-looking…
The Fallacy Of Your Romantic League
The concept of one's "league" — that is, a fixed category of people one is attractive enough to date — is firmly…
Slutty Men And Friendly Women Are Best At Judging Their Own Hotness
A new study purports to show that promiscuous dudes and friendly ladies are the best judges of their own…
Smiling Guys, Proud Ladies Apparently Unattractive
In a new study, women found happy, smiling men less attractive than those who appear proud or ashamed. Guys, on the…
French Media Discuss Strauss-Kahn Accuser's "Beautiful Buttocks"
In addition to naming her, French media outlets are now revealing a variety of personal details about Dominique…
With Racist Article, Crap Evolutionary Psychologist Sets New Record For Awfulness
We've already dubbed Satoshi Kanazawa a "crap evolutionary psychologist." But somehow, he's found a way to be even…