The Joys of Becoming Irrelevant to Men Like This
In a recent interview with Marie Claire, the 50-year-old French writer Yann Moix declared himself “incapable” of loving…
Lawsuit Claims New York City Ballet Bro Secretly Filmed Sexual Encounters, Joked About Abusing Dancers
A former principal dancer for the New York City Ballet is the subject of a lawsuit exposing a culture of sexual…
Melania Trump 'Truly No Longer Cares'
Melania’s jacket has me reminiscing about Louise Linton.
Jeff Sessions Warns Law Enforcement About Children and Other Dangers
A day after Jeff Sessions defended the Trump administration’s policy of separating migrant children from their parents…
Parkland Teens Remind Rick Santorum That CPR Won’t Help Someone Who's Been Shot in the Head
CNN’s resident conservative menace, Rick Santorum, had some advice for the Parkland teens following their successful…
Republican Congressman Defends Trump's Attack on Sen. Lisa Murkowski: 'Snatch a Knot in Their Ass'
In an interview with MSNBC, Representative Buddy Carter (R-GA) defended Donald Trump’s Wednesday morning Twitter…
The Famous Men Don't Want You to Take Them Seriously
Alex Jones, the radio personality and conspiracy theorist who may be wider than he is long, is currently involved in a…
Masshole Charged With Hate Crimes For Kicking Muslim Airline Employee
A Trump-supporting airline passenger has been charged with multiple hate crimes for allegedly kicking and harassing a…
Dumb Asshole Drops Lawsuit Against Whole Foods
Jordan Brown, the asshole who claimed an Austin, TX Whole Foods employee wrote “FAG” on his custom single layer…
Like His Politics, Trump's Marriage Preaches an Inegalitarian and Hypocritical Prosperity Gospel
“In July of 2002, two years before Donald Trump became engaged to the Slovenian model Melania Knauss, he visited her…
Jane Sanders Visits Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio's Infamous Tent City Jail, Calls It 'Inhumane'
Jane O’Meara Sanders—social worker, academic, wife of Bernie—took a trip yesterday to see the infamous “tent city” jail…
Would You Have Sex With Any of the Terrible Men From Vanderpump Rules?
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that…
Bill Cosby Sues Andrea Constand for Talking to Cops About Her Assault
What would the world be like without some terrible Bill Cosby news? We’ve forgotten. This week, the fallen comedian is…
Poor Tech Bro Writes Open Letter About How He 'Shouldn't Have to See' Homeless People in SF
The unfortunate tech bro insurgency in San Francisco continues with a guy named Justin Keller, who has lived in the Bay…
Warrant Issued for Ethan Couch, Teen Who Suffered From 'Affluenza,' for Violating His Probation
Ethan Couch, the Texas teen who supposedly suffered from a severe “affluenza,” has violated his probation. In case…
Jameis Winston Threatens to Sue CNN Over Showing Documentary About Campus Rape
Days before CNN is scheduled to air The Hunting Ground, a well-received documentary about campus rape, Jameis Winston…
Congratulations to the Future Child of Terry Richardson
World-famous photographer Terry Richardson is about to add a new job title to his resume: world-famous dad! It was…
26 Years After Divorcing, Tabloids Report Sean Penn and Madonna Are Hooking Up Again
Madonna appears to be Living For Former Love because the always-accurate, never-been-wrong Radar Online reports she and…
Missouri Lawmakers Wonder if Dress Code Would Keep Them From Sexually Harassing Interns
In the embarrassing wake of two scandals involving two different Missouri lawmakers who have both been forced to quit…
Dickbag Lion Killer Apologizes to Dental Patients for 'Inconvenience'
Walter Palmer, the pea-brained humanoid who forked over $55,000 (possibly in bribes) for the privilege of killing…