There are few people with the charisma to make me consider Weight Watchers, as watching my weight is the very worst way to think about diet and exercise, in my opinion. But DJ Khaled and his adorable baby have got that special something that makes “nighttime egg whites” appealing.

On October 23rd 2016, Khaled Mohamed Khaled—also known as DJ Khaled—became a father. Khaled and his fiancée Nicole Tuck, the most patient woman on Earth, welcomed a bright-eyed baby boy named Asahd Tuck Khaled into the world and my expectations for babies will never be the same.