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On Wednesday, Ariana Grande released the Dave Meyers-directed video for her new single “The Light Is Coming,” featuring Nicki Minaj. The song itself is a bite-sized burst of pop and a slight departure from what we’re used to from Grande. The video is a dark, strange trip through the woods.

Approximately one month after they started dating, reports are circulating that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have begun the arduous (yet not, I suppose, with unlimited funds) task of purchasing furniture, probably for a shared domicile. Yet this is not strange, since a week ago the two became engaged. Feels very…

You might know that Ariana Grande, pop princess, alleged future wife of Pete Davidson, has a new album coming out. It’s going to have that one song on it, the one nobody can understand. Yes, that one.

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

In an interview with ET Canada—which is, in this writer’s opinion, the most essential iteration of ET—media renaissance man Nick Cannon revealed his part in the recent whirlwind romance between SNL star Pete Davidson and pop queen/nemesis of enunciation Ariana Grande.

Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande have been buds for a number of years now, most famously teaming up on the Soul Cycle-worship/cunnilingus anthem “Side to Side” in 2016. (I’ve written “Bang Bang” out of my life, as should you.) A lot has changed since then; for one, Grande is engaged to adorable funnyman Pete Davidson…

When most people look at the hulking piece of jewelry on the ring finger of Ariana Grande’s left hand in the photo above, they see confirmation that she and SNL actor Pete Davidson are engaged to be married—that theirs is a whirlwind romance that should remind all of us in these dark days that deep, suffocating love…

These people are engaged, allegedly.

Either something significant happened in the hearts of Ariana Grande and Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson since it was reported two weeks ago that the two are casually dating, or this is merely a flirtation tactic.

Continuing the recent celebrity trend of being entirely unrecognizable on the cover of a magazine, Ariana Grande let’s her hair down—both literally and, perhaps, figuratively—on British Vogue’s July cover.

Sofia Richie and Scott Disick are over at long last. People reports that Sofia, 19, broke up with lord of all bare chested men Scott, 35, adding an absolutely unnecessary explanation:

Oh. Canada.

After rumors began swirling that SNL star Pete Davidson was casually dating ponytail inventor Ariana Grande, the actor began receiving comments from fans (haters?) suggesting that he—as a sufferer of borderline personality disorder—should not be in a relationship with anyone, let alone Grande. Davidson wasn’t having…

When Ariana Grande and Mac Miller broke up recently, the pop star shared the news on her Instagram story. “I respect and adore him endlessly and am grateful to have him in my life in any form,” Grande wrote, adding about Miller that “I can’t wait to know you and support you forever and I’m so proud of you!!”

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, one of whom I adore and one of whom I merely tolerate, are casually dating! This is as scintillated as I’ve been since the Grimes/Elon Musk news came down. Sorry, c. 

It’s been almost a year since 22 people were killed and hundreds injured in the Manchester Arena bombing attack that occurred just after an Ariana Grande concert.

On Wednesday, TMZ reported that Ariana Grande and singer Malcolm McCormick, who goes by his stage name Mac Miller, had quietly broken up after nearly two years of dating (the two first publicly announced their coupledom in September 2016).

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

In what I think we can all agree was a singularly wise move, Solange has deleted her Twitter account, but not before she left one last ball of fire: