I Felt a Great Disturbance in the Force, as if Mark Hamill Tweeted 'Thank You, Next' & Everything Got Real Fucked Up

There are only two things on this earth that I love: catchy breakup songs with brazen call-outs, and Star Wars. So it was with extreme pleasure that I report to you that Mark Hamill tweeted, “Thank you, next,” i.e., the title of Ariana Grande’s infamous Pete Davidson clapback. He did not mean to do it, but in life,…

Ariana Grande's Ponytail Was Aware of Pete Davidson SNL Skit

Turns out that ponytail empress, Ariana Grande, was aware that her ex, Pete Davidson, was planning to use their recent breakup as comedic fodder during last Saturday’s SNL skit. The same source alleges that Davidson, who is still blue-haired, was privy to Grande’s then-imminent breakup ballad, “thank u, next” before…

Watch Ariana Grande's Extremely Charming First Wives Club-Inspired 'Thank U, Next' Performance

Ariana Grande counts the First Wives Club as one of her favorite films. Please review the evidence below. So for her recent performance of her reflective, hopeful break-up song “thank u, next” on The Ellen Show, Grande decided to put her own spin on the movie’s iconic “You Don’t Own Me” scene, transforming Ellen’s…

Mac Miller's Death was Allegedly the Breaking Point for Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, the consummate Cancer (her) and Scorpio (him) pairing, called off their engagement over the weekend, prompted by Ariana’s grief over the death of her ex-boyfriend Mac Miller. Speaking anonymously, a mutual friend of the couple claimed that Ariana’s mood had darkened following Miller’s…

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