As if Band-Aids needed any more free publicity!!

As Jezebel podcast hosts, writers, and editors (past and present), Madeleine and Megan know a lot about pop culture, their heads stuffed full of random facts about celebrities and their work. But just how much? Are they capable of pontificating about any given prompt, without advance knowledge or time to prepare?

Following her split with Pete Davidson, which is said to have occurred sometime over the weekend, Ariana Grande wasted no time returning the three-carat engagement ring he gave her in May, valued at an estimated $93,000. Grande, who is currently 25, is said to have made the decision to end the engagement due to her…

I honestly can’t even read this entire account of Hailey Baldwin having to support Justin Bieber as he navigates his feelings about Selena Gomez’s emotional breakdown without feeling personally exhausted. Are you looking forward to spending the rest of your life with this, Hailey? Great!

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, the consummate Cancer (her) and Scorpio (him) pairing, called off their engagement over the weekend, prompted by Ariana’s grief over the death of her ex-boyfriend Mac Miller. Speaking anonymously, a mutual friend of the couple claimed that Ariana’s mood had darkened following Miller’s…

As I stumble blindly through the apocalyptic wasteland that is the world mere hours after the alleged end of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande’s engagement, I can’t help but have a few questions about the state of things moving forward.

I truly cannot believe that I am typing this, but it appears that Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande’s whirlwind romance is no more. LOVE IS A LIE.

Ariana Grande, small pig owner and Pete Davidson appreciator, has a ponytail that, if laid out next to her prone form, would likely be almost as long as she is. It is smooth; it is silky. It is soft. It swings from atop her head like a glossy horse mane, its height supposedly dictates her moods, and unfortunately, it…

Ariana Grande doesn’t live in the same world you and I do—at least, that’s what Grande’s fiancé Pete Davidson wants you to believe. “Can I just say,” he just said the other day, “this girl, she was like, ‘I want a pig,’ and an hour later, it was just there. You know what I mean?” To reiterate, he said: “This chick got…

It’s been a very exciting few hours for Dakota Johnson, Chris Martin and all of their hangers-on. TMZ fucked up everyone’s shit earlier today by announcing that the couple—discreet about their relationship to to the point that they’ve never even confirmed it—was PREGNANT, and that they were having a BABY OF…

If you have a pig, it needs somewhere to stay and that place to stay is a baby’s crib.

Excuse me but what is going on here? I didn’t even know Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth were on the rocks and now I need to wrap my head around a whole new relationship.

Pardon me for interrupting your afternoon, but I’d love to draw your attention to Pete Davidson, dressed like a first grader, sitting on the couch in Howard Stern’s Sirius XM studio, talking about Ariana Grande, social media, and a bunch of other stuff. Maybe I’m an idiot or maybe I just haven’t paid attention,…

The image of the tortured creative male genius—a musician, an artist, an alcoholic writer—is usually accompanied not only by their vice of choice, but by their silent, steady parter: a woman who carries the weight. If the tortured genius ends up perishing at the hands of his own vice or addiction, the woman is often…

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have reportedly, possibly, gotten a pet pig.

On Friday, Ariana Grande wrote publicly about Mac Miller for the first time since he died of an apparent overdose on September 7. Initially, Grande honored her late ex-boyfriend with a single black-and-white photo posted to Instagram, with no caption. She also disabled the comments on her Instagram, presumably …

It was a tragedy when TMZ reported on Friday that the rapper Mac Miller had died of an apparent overdose at only 26 years old. After the loss of rising rapper Lil Peep in 2017 and reports that Demi Lovato almost overdosed just a few months ago, the fatal consequences of young artists’ substance abuse has become…

Ariana Grande had to disable the comments on her Instagram to fend off hordes of trolls blaming her for the death of rapper Mac Miller, whom she’d dated until May 2018. She didn’t respond.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our long-dormant weekly revue of all the best and the worst but mostly deeply whateverness that tabloid media has to offer us. But first… a passage from Revelations:

You know the SOS look you give your friends at a party when you’re cornered by a massive creep? This is what it looks like in front of hundreds of people: