Fashion shows, at their worst, are a slog, particularly if the runway is lackluster. What “they” (The Man) don’t tell you so much is that getting to and from a fashion show is often much longer and more complicated than the actual show, never mind actually getting inside and finding your seat amid a scrum of people…

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Supposedly, Kate Moss and Jamie Hince are engaged. According to tabloid reports, they were spotted leaving a jewelry store recently, so it must be true! Can't you see this is the body language of a newly engaged couple?

Mickey Rourke's Front Row Of Discontent; People Anoints Its Best-Dressed Celebs

Jenna Sauers

9/16/09 11:30am

Mickey Rourke, at Max Azria: "I really don't like Max that much. He's a short little guy with a good looking wife. Maybe I'll steal his wife." [WSJ]

Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?

Jenna Sauers

8/25/09 11:30am

"I've thought about clothing and jewelry lines," says Usher. "But fragrance stays on when everything else comes off." [People]

Bar Refaeli Literarily Naked; Miley Teams With Max Azria

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

6/03/09 11:30am

Bar Refaeli let Esquire write the opening of a Stephen King story on her body for its cover. The weirdest part of the process sounds like the proofreading. [Esquire]

Carine Doesn't Seem To Read French Vogue As Often As We Do

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

5/12/09 11:30am

Carine Roitfeld: "You know it's easier to look great in a dress when you are skinny. But I like a bit of curves and I like to do stories with different kinds of women...

Vogue Readers Don't Get The Bag; Filene's Basement On The Block

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

4/20/09 11:30am

Vogue subscribers are lured with a free-gift gimmick that looks...different when it comes in the mail. Of course, subscribing to Vogue is basically scheduling disappointment monthly, but the bait-and-switch is not normally so overt. [NYPost]

Sarah Palin Is Back To Stumping In Secondhand Styles

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Sarah Palin: "I'm back to wearing my own clothes from my favorite consignment shop in Anchorage, Alaska." The store's name? Out of the Closet. [L.A. Times]

Are Heidi Montag's Designer Dreams A Recession Casualty?

Sadie Stein

10/22/08 11:30am

National tragedy: Heidiwood, Heidi Montag's fashion line, has apparently been discontinued! [Oh No They Didn't]

Gwyneth Paltrow Tells You How To Dress Like An Oblivious Rich Person!

Sadie Stein

10/10/08 11:30am

In case Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle blog, Goop, wasn't quite irritating enough, now she brings us a breakdown of how to get her look. Apparently Roger Vivier bangles help. And don't think that one Uniqlo skirt fools anyone, Gwynnie; we've been wise to those tricks since Lucky hit newsstands! [Racked]

Sofia Coppola To Design For Vuitton (We're Sure She's Earned It)

Sadie Stein

10/01/08 11:30am

Sofia Coppola for some reason to design shoes and bags for Louis Vuitton. "It is understood the products will be sold worldwide and launched in Japan." Will she distract us from the crappy-looking shoes with a cool soundtrack? [WWD]

Designer, Animal Activist Russell Simmons Likes Cuddly Creatures, But Not That Much

Sadie Stein

9/11/08 11:30am

Russell Simmons may be vegan but admits, "my clothes are not especially animal-friendly." [BlackBook]

The Hills' Whitney Port Designs Clothes, Issues Backhanded Compliments

Sadie Stein

9/05/08 12:30pm

Holy underminer, Batman! Whitney Port on her clothing line: "I'm developing a clothing line. It won't be like Lauren's stuff, which I loved. Mine will be a little more high-end." [Radar]

Over A Thousand Attend Yves Saint-Laurent Funeral

Sadie Stein

6/06/08 12:00pm

Chic-est funeral in the history of the world: fitting sendoff for YSL. [New York Magazine]

Is Anna Wintour Taking Money From Charity To Pay Amy Linehouse?

Jennifer

3/19/08 11:30am

Does Anna Wintour love Amy Winehouse even more than Karl Lagerfeld does? Word on the street is that the singer who wouldn't go to rehab only to go to rehab has been offered $1 million to play at the Wintour-hosted Costume Institute Gala. But a rep says that can't be true since the Costume Institute Gala is supposed to…

Just What The World Needs: 'Sex And The City' Panties

Jennifer

12/10/07 11:30am

Oh, Christ. There is going to be a Sex and the City lingerie line by Cosabella as a tie-in with the movie. Predictably, there will be four mini-lines, named after each of the four main characters on the show, meaning the "Samantha" line will be for the transgendered? Excellent. [WWD, 1st item]

Marc Jacobs Hires Victoria Beckham As Spokesmodel. Because He Can?

Jennifer

11/28/07 12:00pm

The rumors are true! Victoria Beckham is the face of Marc Jacobs' spring 2008 collection and has already been shot by Juergen Teller for her print ads. Fashionista says it means Posh is now "officially and undeniably cool." Others within the fashion community are, um, bound to disagree! But they disagreed when he…

Tory Burch Is So Over Lance Armstrong

Jennifer

11/27/07 12:00pm

DesignerTory Burch is on the prowl! And just a few seconds shy of her ex Lance Armstrong. And we've got to hand it to the slinger of overpriced Upper East garb; she's dating both studio head Brad Grey and producer (and Katie Couric ex) Tom Werner. And all of them combined can't match the net worth of Lance's rebound,…

Gisele's Agent Denies All That Euro Trash

Jennifer

11/08/07 10:00am

Gisele's agent on that whole "anything but dollars" scandal: "She is based in America, pays her bills in America. She, like anyone else who lives in America, doesn't feel the fluctuation of the dollar until she goes shopping in Paris. She is pretty much here all the time and doesn't feel the difference." Well, now…

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