Anna Wintour will stay at Vogue for the rest of her life because a vital part of her body is embedded in the Saarinen womb chair in her office, and because without Anna, Vogue withers on the vine.

According to a report in HuffPo, Beyoncé will be on the cover of Vogue’s upcoming September issue (that’s the big, important one), which is rumored to be Anna Wintour’s last. But we have known this, or at least those of us who read Celebitchy have. The real story this week is that Beyoncé is “contractually obligated”…

If Anna Wintour, a woman whose eyes are just large Chanel sunglasses, is making her own pair of Jordans, does that mean hypebeasts are over?

The rigid minds in the industry love to call the Met Gala “fashion prom,” but this year, it’s something else: the afterworld. A world of neverending happiness; you can always see the sun, day or night. There’s a lot of wiggle room in its 2018 theme, “Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination,” and with…

Celebrities and fashion people: they’re just like us! In the sense that they hate putting on clothes and going outside, that is, and also that they love to talk shit about one another. Such is revealed in a BOMBSHELL REPORT declaring that the upcoming Met Gala is a “tedious” “boring” affair full of Mean Girls-esque…

Be careful staring at this image too long, or you might find yourself mesmerized into purchasing some snappy designer shoes that would perhaps work on an globe-trotting Italian count played by Rossano Brazzi but nobody else.

Today Queen Elizabeth II made a surprise visit to London Fashion Week, attending a runway show alongside Anna Wintour. She wore a baby blue suit paired with black gloves; she must have left her own sunglasses at home. At Buckingham Palace. Where she lives. Because she is the queen.

Sad news, friends and fellow media rubberneckers: Bravo has canned All That Glitters, their drama about the ’80s-era rise to prominence of Tina Brown and Anna Wintour in the most glorious of Condé Nast glory days.

American Vogue is throwing their own TED conference of sorts in October titled “The Forces of Fashion.” Anna Wintour stresses the event will be “intimate” which isn’t surprising considering tickets cost a whopping $3,000. Wouldn’t want those H&M-clad peasants getting in, would we?

Never question Anna Wintour’s ability to stoop to the highest heights of pettiness when it comes to the Met Gala.

Move over, other babies, because there’s a new boss baby in town. WWD reports the happy news that Anna Wintour’s daughter-in-law Lizzy and son Charlie Shaffer have welcomed a baby named Caroline, a name befitting the future queen of New York. Caroline was born Tuesday, which means she is three days old and already…

Believe it or not—yes.

Today, President-Elect Donald Trump met with top editors at Condé Nast, several of whom have taken extremely adversarial stances against Trump (Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter, who coined the term “short-fingered vulgarian,” perhaps most of all), in an off-the-record meeting.

On Tuesday, Condé Nast Chief Executive Bob Sauerberg announced that the media company is dividing into five groups—business, editorial, research, technology, and creative—that will take priority over individual brands, with each group working under one leader (Anna Wintour will continue to serve as artistic director), …

The Clinton campaign, long an ally of New York City’s fashion elite, held a runway show-cum-fundraiser on Tuesday night co-hosted by Anna Wintour, Chelsea Clinton and Huma Abedin. Tickets went from $100 to $25,000 to see, as the New York Times cuttingly phrased it, “what turned out to be a parade of fancy T-shirts.”

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Amy Schumer is on the cover of Vogue’s July issue, and the accompanying profile is, in typical Vogue cover story fashion, not great!

Anna “The Boss” Wintour and daughter Bee Shaffer have arrived at the ball. Anna’s wearing Chanel Spring 2016 couture. I’m wearing argyle tights I got at Target like seven years ago. Who wore it better?

The White House Correspondents Dinner over the weekend might have done a fine job for #nerdprom but, apart from Our Lady Michelle Obama, it was just a trial run for the Met Gala, which is the prom that only popular people are invited to, multiplied by a debutante ball. At the Met Gala, you’re not allowed to fuck…

The new Vogue documentary The First Monday in May has premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival, and Page Six has reported CollegeHumor founder Ricky van Veen to be the mystery Met Ball guest who irked La Wintour in the film’s trailer.