RIP to Florida's 17-Foot Pregnant Python, Murdered in Her Prime
A 17-foot, 140-pound female Burmese python carrying 73 (!!!!) developing eggs was caught and killed by researchers last…
New Jersey Suburb Plans to Ban Barking Dogs
Dogs bark, just as humans play their stereos too loud and tend to have room-shaking sex when they live directly above…
Behold the Verminfluencers
It’s best to approach the world of social media influencers with a healthy amount of skepticism, lest you find yourself …
Firefighters 'Rescue' Perfectly Chill Mountain Lion From Tree
A mountain lion luxuriating in a tree in San Bernardino, California was rudely interrupted by a group of firefighters…
She Did It!!!
It is never to early to get a jumpstart on your New Year’s resolutions; if you need a little inspiration, look to my…
Pet Influencers Are Taking Over Because Human Influencers Keep Messing It Up
Human influencers are just way too much trouble than they’re worth. They scam followers, they promote harmful products…
No One Understands Why Eels Keep Getting Stuck up Seals' Noses
There’s a very cute and slightly worrying picture making the rounds on the Internet of a seal that appears to have…
We Thought About Eating the Hot Duck But Apparently He Tastes Bad
Today at work, several Jezebel staffers were discussing how they are tired of hearing about the “Hot Duck,” a.k.a. the…
Hot Duck Needs His Space
The hot duck contains multitudes.
I've Seen Bigger
At around 6'4” and 1.5 tons, Knickers the Holstein Friesian is “unofficially Australia’s biggest steer,” according to…
Hot Duck Speaks
The hot duck squeaks— a soft “weep, weep.” It’s not great, but it’s not bad, either. Just soft. Weak. Weep, weep.
Are This Donkey and Emu Really in Love, Or Is It Just Cuffing Season?
A donkey and emu, an unlikely pair, are reportedly in love.
I'm Beautiful and So Are You
My mother taught me to love myself beyond the exterior. That indefinable thing called inner beauty. I get that I’m…
This Mongoose is Clearly Anti-Woman…Somehow
There’s a video of a mongoose making the rounds on Twitter. Maybe you’ve seen it? It shows a mongoose fighting off a…
The Newest Support Animal To Cause Chaos On Planes: Squirrels
I am not going to knock support animals, but is this a safe space to talk about many of them wreak havoc on flights?
Here's a Feminist Slogan T-Shirt I Can Get Down With
In recent years, the feminist slogan t-shirt has been more popular than it has in decades and is also a perfect symbol…
What the Hell Is Going on With Lena Dunham's Pets?
Earlier this summer, Lena Dunham’s Sphynx cat, Gia Marie, died suddenly. Now, she has lost yet another pet—Bowie, a…
I'm Inspired by Emma, a Very Fast Pug Who is the 'Usain Bolt' of Pugs
How can you be a better person? What in your life needs to change in order to improve? When contemplative…
Animal Crackers Are Coming Out of Their Cage and They've Been Doing Just Fine
Circuses are so last century, and animal cracker brand Barnum’s Animals has finally taken notice.
Thankfully, You Can Still Bring Your Miniature Horse on a Southwest Flight
Southwest Airlines is updating their animal policy, and it looks like the horse girls can claim victory. Effective…