No One Understands Why Eels Keep Getting Stuck up Seals' Noses
There’s a very cute and slightly worrying picture making the rounds on the Internet of a seal that appears to have…
We Thought About Eating the Hot Duck But Apparently He Tastes Bad
Today at work, several Jezebel staffers were discussing how they are tired of hearing about the “Hot Duck,” a.k.a. the…
Hot Duck Needs His Space
The hot duck contains multitudes.
I've Seen Bigger
At around 6'4” and 1.5 tons, Knickers the Holstein Friesian is “unofficially Australia’s biggest steer,” according to…
Hot Duck Speaks
The hot duck squeaks— a soft “weep, weep.” It’s not great, but it’s not bad, either. Just soft. Weak. Weep, weep.
Are This Donkey and Emu Really in Love, Or Is It Just Cuffing Season?
A donkey and emu, an unlikely pair, are reportedly in love.
I'm Beautiful and So Are You
My mother taught me to love myself beyond the exterior. That indefinable thing called inner beauty. I get that I’m…
This Mongoose is Clearly Anti-Woman…Somehow
There’s a video of a mongoose making the rounds on Twitter. Maybe you’ve seen it? It shows a mongoose fighting off a…
The Newest Support Animal To Cause Chaos On Planes: Squirrels
I am not going to knock support animals, but is this a safe space to talk about many of them wreak havoc on flights?
Here's a Feminist Slogan T-Shirt I Can Get Down With
In recent years, the feminist slogan t-shirt has been more popular than it has in decades and is also a perfect symbol…
What the Hell Is Going on With Lena Dunham's Pets?
Earlier this summer, Lena Dunham’s Sphynx cat, Gia Marie, died suddenly. Now, she has lost yet another pet—Bowie, a…
I'm Inspired by Emma, a Very Fast Pug Who is the 'Usain Bolt' of Pugs
How can you be a better person? What in your life needs to change in order to improve? When contemplative…
Animal Crackers Are Coming Out of Their Cage and They've Been Doing Just Fine
Circuses are so last century, and animal cracker brand Barnum’s Animals has finally taken notice.
Thankfully, You Can Still Bring Your Miniature Horse on a Southwest Flight
Southwest Airlines is updating their animal policy, and it looks like the horse girls can claim victory. Effective…
A List of Good Cat Names
Here’s a list of cat names that sound good because they are good. This is indisputable.
Sometimes As a Mountain Lion You Have to Take a 6-Hour Nap in a Person's Home
Earlier this month, I was tired. So I took a nap in a woman’s house in Oregon. Had no idea she’d make such a big deal…
Sweet Tart Is a Cat and the Mayor of a Small Michigan Town
It’s a lot of responsibility for a cat to do anything in addition to just being a cat, so thank goodness for term…
Very Important Hippo Update
Just an important update on Fiona, a hippo learning that life is but a fool’s errand.
A Theory of Animals
I try to avoid listening to Donald Trump’s voice, but on a Wednesday in mid-May, I watched the video of a statement he…
I'm Inspired By These Incredibly Agile Circus-Performing Cats
The best thing about America’s Got Talent is that the show stretches the definition of the word “talent” to its very…