Chris Brown and Rihanna plan on coming out publicly as a couple again after her upcoming album Unapologetic drops on November 19th, but they're wasting absolutely no time dipping some emotional bread back into the ol' fondue pot of dysfunction.

Yesterday "I'm Hot," the first single from Jersey Shore's Angelina was released on iTunes. Listening to Angelina rap, "Step off bitch, or I'll punch your face," will make you appreciate the musical stylings of Heidi Montag.

Last night's reunion was disappointing in many ways—the canned laughter, the lack of meaty questions, the focus on Sammi and Ron's tired bullshit—but perhaps the biggest offense was that it was simply boring.

For all who hear "KIIS-FM" hosting "Now 34 And The Jersey Shore" party and think, there's no fashion to talk about there, hold up: the Hollywood Tower do set an extravagantly rococo mood highlighting the muscular power of recognizable iconography:

[Miami, May 2. Image via Splash.]