Jun 23
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When I was a child and thought childish thoughts, I believed that the main priority of the President of the United…
Aug 31 2017
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Last April, it was announced that Harriet Tubman would replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill, a decision that at…
May 1 2017
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Relax, snowflakes! The administration would simply prefer to direct our limited funds toward their favored…
Apr 25 2016
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Jim Webb, a former Senator who once killed a guy, dropped out of the Democratic primaries race back in October. We…
Apr 20 2016
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Former presidential candidate Ben Carson, who’s still 100-percent worthy of my love, doesn’t understand why we have…
Apr 20 2016
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Later today, Secretary of the Treasury Jacob Lew is expected to announce major redesigns to the $10 and $20 bills.…
Mar 17 2016
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Don’t worry, Hamilton fans: the Secretary of the Treasury has personally assured Lin-Manuel Miranda that you will be…
May 12 2015
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Harriet Tubman would be the perfect replacement for Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill, according to a contest held by a…