Nov 26
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Amy Coney Barrett played a decisive role in a Supreme Court ruling for the first time since she was confirmed to the…
Nov 23
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There’s something rotten in the state of New York and not it’s not the Hudson River. It’s the petrifying beef…
Oct 29
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Justice Brett Kavanaugh forgot to proofread his homework and as a result, had to tweak his opinion agreeing with the …
Sep 14
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As of Monday morning, riding the New York City subway without a mask is punishable by a fine of $50, courtesy of a…
Sep 7
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Donald Trump says that he’s “taking the high road” by refusing to meet with Democrats about providing additional…
Jul 28
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A very unsocially-distanced Chainsmokers show in the Hamptons this past weekend has enraged New York Governor Andrew…
Jun 29
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Not a single person was clamoring for the return of MTV’s Video Music Awards this year, except for maybe the person…
Apr 29
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Just when you thought you’d seen all you ever needed to see from the Cuomo pandemic press briefings, the…
Apr 23
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For weeks, Trump’s “Reopen America” narrative has remained relatively unchanged; against all recommendations from…
Apr 21
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People are (still) calling themselves “Cuomosexuals,” an expression of tortured lust for New York governor Andrew…
Apr 2
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Dr. Anthony Fauci fights diseases, and also Trump’s willful incompetence, but he hasn’t yet had to fight against…
Apr 2
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New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s daily briefing became a family affair Thursday when he was joined by his brother…
Mar 19
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Here is a true story.
Mar 19
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My roommates moved out of my Brooklyn apartment just ahead of the pandemic, and their replacements haven’t moved in…
Mar 17
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I gave up on CNN anchors a long time ago. They’re always yelling, there are too many of them talking at once, and…
Mar 10
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On Monday morning New York Governor Andrew Cuomo announced a new brand of hand sanitizer called NYS Clean, which woul…
Aug 21 2019
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This is the third episode of To the Left, a Jezebel video series chronicling the ways candidates who lost their…
Jan 16 2019
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On Tuesday, the New York State Legislature voted to ban LGBTQ conversion therapy—a cruel, dangerous, and medically…
Dec 17 2018
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Here is the first piece of writing I ever published, immortalized in the 1993 Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans.…
Nov 27 2018
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What did the Barf Bag say to the reader? “Hello. It is me, a-Barf a-Bag.”