Aug 27SaveReview8/27/20Review8/27/20Class Action Park Ignores the Darker Side of New Jersey's Notorious Water ParkHazel Cills54SaveAs a child, I lived for the safe thrill of an amusement park. I loved a rickety wooden rollercoaster that sounded…
Aug 31 2018Save8/31/18I Will Hold Your BagKatie McDonough12SaveEverything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Aug 31 2018SaveDumb Shit8/31/18Dumb Shit8/31/18I Am Too Old For Amusement Park RidesMegan Reynolds17SaveEverything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Aug 31 2018Save8/31/18People Shouldn't Ride Roller CoastersClover Hope27SaveEverything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Jun 25 2017Save6/25/17 Girl Falls Off Ride At Six Flags, Sustains Mild Injuries After 25 Foot DropRachel Vorona Cote107SaveA 14-year-old girl plummeted 25 feet after falling off a ride at Six Flags amusement park in upstate New York.…
Jan 7 2013Save1/7/13Disney Parks to Introduce Computerized Bracelet to Track Your Every Move, Er, to, Uh, 'Make Your Visit More Convenient'Madeleine Davies277SaveDisney, having already revolutionized the way monkeys wear vests, has continued to advance into the future, this…
Dec 3 2010Save12/3/10New Creationism-Themed Amusement Park Seeks Tax BreaksMargaret Hartmann192SaveA for-profit company and the non-profit behind the Creation Museum plan to build a creationism theme park in…