I Will Hold Your BagÂ
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
I Am Too Old For Amusement Park Rides
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
People Shouldn't Ride Roller Coasters
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Girl Falls Off Ride At Six Flags, Sustains Mild Injuries After 25 Foot Drop
A 14-year-old girl plummeted 25 feet after falling off a ride at Six Flags amusement park in upstate New York. Thankfully, her injuries are minor, and as of Sunday morning she is in stable condition.
Disney Parks to Introduce Computerized Bracelet to Track Your Every Move, Er, to, Uh, 'Make Your Visit More Convenient'
Disney, having already revolutionized the way monkeys wear vests, has continued to advance into the future, this time by introducing a new method of ticketing at Disney Parks & Resorts. In the next few months, customers will be offered MyMagic+, a special management system that allows park goers to bypass ticketing…
New Creationism-Themed Amusement Park Seeks Tax Breaks
A for-profit company and the non-profit behind the Creation Museum plan to build a creationism theme park in Kentucky by 2014. However, some question if the park, which includes a life-size Noah's Ark replica, should receive tax breaks for tourism.
