Death to American Idol, Long Live The Masked Singer
On Sunday night, American Idol—the singing competition television series that aired from 2002 to 2016 on Fox and was rev…
American Idol? Simon Cowell Doesn't Know Her
Have y’all been glued to the TV for the American Idol reboot with celebrity hosts Katy Perry, Luke Bryan and Lionel…
The Curse of American Idol Endures
We may never be free from the reanimated corpse of American Idol, which is more proof to me that hell is real.
Katy Perry Used Her New American Idol Platform to Shade Sworn Enemy Taylor Swift
On Sunday night’s episode of ABC’s inexplicable reboot of the former Fox hit American Idol, Judge Luke Bryan asked a…
American Idol Is Back and Easy to Ignore
We can debate whether or not we need American Idol back so soon—it only went off the air two years ago, which means the…
Lisa Marie Presley Claims Former Manager Spent Her Fortune on American Idol Investment
If you were wondering what a lot of Elvis Presley’s fortune has been up to, the answer, according to a lawsuit TMZ…
American Idol Is Eliminating the Best, Meanest Part of the Show
In its continued quest to be a boring shell of itself, American Idol is scrapping what was once the heart and soul of…
American Idol Judges Vow to Be Boring
When American Idol powers back up in March—like the mosquito that flew away just as you were about to crush it—don’t…
Hello, Is It Lionel Richie You're Looking For As An American Idol Judge?
After weeks of negotiations and holdouts caused by apparent budget restraints, American Idol is close to finalizing its…
ABC Is Desperate for a Non-White Judge to Complete Its American Idol Panel
American Idol’s ongoing issue with securing a judging panel for its dreaded return is perhaps one sign that the show is…
Oh Hey, American Idol Finally Found a Second Judge
American Idol managed to land its second celebrity judge just a week ahead of the start of auditions, with Variety repor…
American Idol Is Struggling to Find Judges Who Aren't Katy Perry
American Idol producers have reportedly had trouble securing a panel of judges to accompany Katy Perry on the long,…
American Idol's Golden Boy Ryan Seacrest Is Returning to Host the Reboot
Ryan Seacrest has chosen to continue to sacrifice valuable sleep hours for the sake of entertainment. He will be back…
No One Was Shading Cam Newton for Wearing a Male Romper, and Some Other Thoughts on Rompers
Hey, has anyone else had a problem keeping their brain matter from oozing out of their ears and nose over the past few…
Kelly Clarkson's Not Joining American Idol But She Is Joining The Voice
Suck it, Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Clarkson doesn’t want it. Instead of joining the cast of the godawful and unnecessary Ame…
Kelly Clarkson May Be Coming Home To American Idol
Though it has been only a little more than a year since American Idol celebrated its final season with all the fanfare…
Hey, It's Me, American Idol...
That strange rash on your elbow that miraculously went away but then resurfaces. A baby on the train that stops crying…
ABC Would Like to Bring American Idol Back From the Dead
In a move that’s “incomprehensible” at best and “very, very bad” at worst, ABC is currently in talks to bring American…
American Idol's La'Porsha Renae Does Not 'Agree With the LGBT Lifestyle'
Many of us were disappointed when American Idol contestant La’Porsha Renae lost to fellow competitor Trent Harmon…
The Last-Ever Winner of American Idol Is Once Again a White Dude From the South
After a decade-and-a-half run on television, American Idol has crowned its final winner—and to the surprise of no one,…