Watch the New Diet Coke Hunk Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
While regular sugar-filled Coke is focusing on "happy calories" and joy, Diet Coke reminds you that bubbles are sexy,…
Sugar Company's Ad Concept: Sweet, Sweet Pastries Are as Good as Porn
A new ad campaign for Sugar In The Raw gives new meaning to food porn: A chocolate cake is photographed like a crotch,…
A Perfectly Good Vampire Sex Fantasy, Ruined.
If you're a fan of Dracula, True Blood, Twilight or The Vampire Diaries, you'll get a kick out of this…
Audrina Photoshopped To Look Less Bony
So often, we see celebrities and models digitally slimmed for ad campaigns. But in Audrina's Bongo ads, it appears as…
The Old Spice Man Returns, Wry & Sexy As Ever
Isaiah Mustafa and his "striking brown eyes" are back, in this teaser trailer for a brand new Old Spice ad campaign.
Vintage Makeup Ads Turn You From Loser To Irresistible!
We'd love these 30s ads for the gorgeous artwork alone, but the weird copy makes them truly fascinating.
The Starbucks Siren Is The Most Powerful Woman In The World
Starbucks has changed its logo to feature a close up on the Siren, alone, without any lettering. She's a creature who…
Jessica Biel Misled Me About This Lip Stain Business
So yeah. I watched the Revlon Just Bitten commercial in which Jessica Biel promised me a "light flush of color." And I…
Fertility Clinic Ad Is Something To Get Jazzed Jizzed About
An Australian fertility clinic's ad (seen in FHM) involves pages stuck together. Pull 'em apart, and there's a…
The Cup-Size Choir's Musical Boobs
According to this La Senza ad, nothing says Christmas like ligerie-clad ladies moaning "ancient yuletide carols" while…
Polish Politician Hopes Bikini Bod Will Earn Votes
Polish pop singer Sara May — real name Katarzyna Szczolek — would like to win a district council seat in her hometown…
What Fast Food Really Looks Like
A side-by-side comparison of fast food as it's pictured in advertising versus the food you actually purchase is even…
Skyy Continues The Vodka=Penis Ad Campaign
First the brand sucked balls. Now a new Skyy ad makes vodka a sexy phallic symbol around which women wrap their legs.…
Madonna's Dolce & Gabbana Pics Pre-Photoshop
Some images purported to be unretouched photographs from the Spring/Summer Dolce & Gabbana campaign starring Madonna…
Photoshop Of Horrors: Embrace Your Amputated Leg & Love It!
A reader sent this Suave body wash ad — seen in a recent ladymag — in which the model seems to have bathed herself so…
How The Beckhams Fake Intimacy For The Camera
There isn't any dialogue between David and Victoria Beckham in the commercial for Intimately Yours fragrances, so…
Is James Franco's New Gucci Ad Performance Art?
Nope! But let's pretend: Imagine water symbolizes rebirth. And his wet T-shirt means he's going to have to come inside…
5 Odd Things About Kim Kardashian's Perfume Commercial
Kim Kardashian's 30-second fragrance spot is being called "her second funniest video yet." Because of her sex tape,…