Actually, My Dog IS My Biological Child
These are confusing times. Fact is intertwined with fiction, bound together like a friendship bracelet or a haul of…
Hand Dryers Are Germ-Flinging Bullshit
The world can be divided into people who prefer paper towels in public bathrooms and those who prefer air dryers, and a…
How One Study Produced a Bunch of Untrue Headlines About Tattoos Strengthening Your Immune System
A recent study published in the American Journal of Human Biology suggests that people with previous tattoo experience…
Hey, Right Quick: Fabio Was on Just a Minority of Romance Covers
I'm glad you stopped by, because there's something I want to get on the record: Fabio, for all his immense fame,…
No One Benefits More From Government Than Rich, White, Married Men
At the New Republic, the inimitable Rebecca Traister notes that the recent, embarrassing GOP "Say Yes to the Dress" poli…
Party Crasher Has "Actual Invite" to "Actual White House." Actually.
Today on GMA, Carlos Allen denied allegations that he crashed the White House State Dinner. His story is long-winded…