Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide not to buy In Touch, Star, OK, and Life & Style because nothing interesting is happening anyway and it’s much more fun to imagine the sordid things currently happening to the characters from our favorite holiday movies in an absurdist way that features no sense whatsoever…
It's here! It's here! Christmas is here! Or, for non-celebrants: Saturday is here! As are we, kinda — we'll be ever-so-lightly publishing today. That is, when were not shooting our eyes out with Red Rider BB guns.
And were completely addicted to it? And overshared all the time?