A new book about Romney's failed campaign reveals that Mittens took an internal family poll in 2010 over whether he…
Shocking: More Women Gave Obama Money Than Romney
Poor Mitt Romney; all of the money, self-tanner, and binders of women in the entire world couldn't get him into the…
How Planned Parenthood's Political Team Aced the Elections
As we reported last month, Planned Parenthood's political arm had an incredibly effective election; nearly 100 percent…
Where in the World Is Crazy Jan Brewer?
When the going gets tough, the tough go visit the troops in Afghanistan apropos of nothing.
Thanks to Team Rape, Most Americans Consider Themselves Pro-Choice Again
Just six months ago, a Gallup poll found that the number of people who call themselves "pro-choice" was only 41%, a…
There Are Too Many Lady Senators to Fit in the Bathroom at One Time
One of the cliché (but kinda true) "pros" of being a dude is that women always have to wait in line FOREVER to use the…
In Best Ever News, Planned Parenthood Killed It Re: Election Spending While Conservative Groups Epically Failed
Not into schadenfreude? Better stop reading now. Everyone else, get ready to rub your palms together and cackle:…
Claire McCaskill's Daughters Are Just Like Us, But Way Cooler
Here's another reason to be thrilled that Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill beat out Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin on…
8th Grade Math Teacher Says Obama's Win Means She'll Have to Keep Paying for Her Students' Food Stamps
Sharon Hailey Aceta, an 8th grade math teacher at Rawlinson Road Middle School in Rock Hill, South Carolina, posted a…
Was It Inappropriate for Obama to Call His Daughters Beautiful During His Victory Speech? Nah.
On Tuesday, in his victory speech, Obama called his daughters beautiful. "Sasha and Malia, before our very eyes, you're…
Way More Female Facebook Users Are Voting (or Talking About Voting) Than Men
According to this addictive Facebook Stories voting app that breaks down voting demographics and lets you "watch"…
To the Booth and Back: Tell Us Your Voting Stories
We want to hear all about your voting experiences today: Was your polling site packed, with lines wrapping around the…
Mitt Romney Suspends Campaign, Campaigns Anyway, Then Sends the Red Cross Tons of Shit They Say They Don't Need or Want
In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Mitt Romney announced that he’s halting his Presidential campaign so he can collect…
Lena Dunham's Pro-Obama Ad Brought to You by Russia & Satan, Says Minnesota Republican
Lena Dunham's pro-doin' it with Obama (voting that is!) ad has made me fall a little bit in love with her and…
Obama Wants You to Vote Like Your Vagina Depends On It
It's hard to believe (say, about as inconceivable as the concept that some women are raped because it's God's…
CNN Thinks Crazy Ladies Can't Help Voting With Their Vaginas Instead of Their Brains
With only two weeks to go until Election Day, CNN's taking a serious investigative look into our country's undecided…
Whose 'October Surprise' Will Be More Shocking, Gloria Allred's or Donald Trump's?
Donald Trump has been harumphing about a "bordering on gigantic" Obama-related bombshell that will "possibly" change…
Debate Night: the Final Fury
Enjoy the debate. Just not as much as that guy, okay? (Also, do you think he represents, like, religion as a whole and…
Clear Eyes, Zero Class: Mitt Romney's Now Selling Plagiarized Friday Night Lights Crap
After Mitt Romney began shamelessly ganking the signature Friday Night Lights line "Clear eyes, full hearts, AMERICA,…
Billboard Criticizing Mormon Stance on Blacks and Gays to Follow Mitt Romney's Bus Around for Awhile
Mitt Romney is a devout member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, a religion viewed by many Americans…