A T-shirt that reads "I Beat It Like Chris Brown" is available for sale. (Related: we're available for pitchfork and torch wielding!)

This tee might actually be more offensive than the "Rihanna Deserved It" top that Cafe Press eventually removed from its site: not only does it make fun of the situation in a not-at-all-clever way (it didn't cross those comedic geniuses' minds to print it on a wife-beater?), it also positions domestic violence as something to brag about. [Moe Wampum]