Sunday Sign Off: Dolly Parton Is Probably Having a Great B-Day Party

Jealous much? Don't worry — Burt will be finished sneakin' around with Dolly Parton in plenty of time to provide you with your evening's worth of internet giggles.

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therealjanelle
The Real Janelle

GUYS CHECK OUT MY TATTOO IS MY FIRST EVER

I got this done on Tuesday and it took five goddamned hours and it hurt so much omg but I love it. Right now it's still flaking off and I have some scabs left but it's gonna look so awesome. Totally worth the mountains of pain and discomfort I've endured, but I don't know if I'd be up for it a second time.