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GUYS CHECK OUT MY TATTOO IS MY FIRST EVER
I got this done on Tuesday and it took five goddamned hours and it hurt so much omg but I love it. Right now it's still flaking off and I have some scabs left but it's gonna look so awesome. Totally worth the mountains of pain and discomfort I've endured, but I don't know if I'd be up for it a second time.