Starbucks Has Gone Insane
LatestThere is a time and a place for everything in this world, except for three things: 1) Santacon, 2) the GOP, and 3) limited-time-only Starbucks drinks, such as Starbuck’s Christmas Tree Frappuccino® Blended Crème, a semi-liquid brown and off-green flavor sculpture available only at participating Starbucks locations.
Brought to you by the people who wondered what would happen if food was a dead person or bloody vampire, comes a potable 420 calorie Christmas tree. Even after the lunatics at the insane laboratory of Starbucks HQ had produced the Hindenburg Disaster of -appuccinos with the Unicorn Frappuccino earlier this year, they continue to push the bounds. The result is: