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Sophie Turner Is Pregnant With a Tiny Jonas

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A friend of mine was once so distraught over the death of her dog that she and her husband ended up accidentally conceiving a child. They still miss the dog, but did get a pretty chill baby out of the deal, so perhaps it wasn’t all tragedy in the end. 

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I bring this up because Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are expecting a baby, six months after the tragic death of their pup, Waldo, who was hit and killed by a car in New York City. Coincidence? Or another case of what I have termed “distress sex,” defined as “frenzied intercourse born of such tragedy that no one can be bothered to use protection”?

According to Just Jared, which broke the news,

The couple is keeping things very hush hush but their friends and family are super excited for them,” one source told us. Another added, “Sophie has decidedly been choosing outfits to wear on and off the carpet to accommodate her changing body.”

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Congrats! [Just Jared]


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It’s probably my childless status, or some twisted part of my personality, but whenever someone announces their pregnancy my first thought is, “Oh, no...” even if the parents are outwardly happy and excited and clearly have their life together.

I’m sure Sophie will enjoy the normalcy of having her own family after spending her young adulthood being in the spotlight and objectified. But as a busy body I wonder if immediately marrying her only (public) boyfriend and starting a family after that chapter of her life closed will be good for her in the long run.