Somebody Please Quench Kirstie Alley's Thirst

In today's Tweet Beat, I'm not mad at Kirstie Alley's thirst, I'm just mad that it's over Justin Bieber, international supermodel Jourdan Dunn is beautiful and Boy George just found out that Stephen Fry is gay.

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DISCUSSION

collierLA

Jezebel, stop trying to make ~~fetch~~ "thirsty" happen. You don't sound cool, you sound...what's a good way to say it? Desperate for attention and validation.