Some Suggestions for Beating the Weekend Heat

It’s hot outside—oppressively, disgustingly hot. While lesser lifestyle blogs might try to sell you on the idea of “beating the heat” by engaging in activities like “going swimming” or “making popsicles,” here at Jezebel, we won’t pander to such lowbrow and enjoyable activities.

Instead, we offer up some serious suggestions about how to spend a feminist weekend, a weekend that honors the both the debilitating heat of the Earth’s sun and the white hot and unruly spirits of our feminist foremothers.

Here are a few creative options that will help you beat the heat...and the patriarchy. Enjoy!

1. Crush a Man

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2. Crush a Man

3. Slay Two Men Who are Representatives of the Patriarchy

4. Crush a Man

5. Crush a Man

6. Play a Round of Golf

7. Sublimely Burn Your Bra and Revel in Your Freedom

8. Finish that Cake

9. Crush a Man While Pouting

10. Protest!

11. Crush a Man with a Giant, Disembodied Foot

12. Spend Some Time with your Squirrelfrans

13. Crush a Motherfuckin’ Man

14. Summertime Squad Goals! #CrushAMan