The evidence that the people playing characters at theme parks are completely awesome and hilarious continues to mount. Today's proof comes courtesy of Disney's Gaston who does not suffer fools lightly.
Dude, what were you thinking? That's Gaston. Of course he can beat you at some lousy push-ups. When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large...so he's roughly the size of a barge....Who's a man among men? And then say it once more Who's the hero next door? Who's a super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? (Yes I could go on like this for days, but I'll stop now for your sanity.)
H/t Tastefully Offensive/Blake Platt/via westondeboer.