Sofia Vergara's Ex Sucks A Lot

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Earlier this month, Sofia Vergara won a court case over the future of embryos she stored with ex-fiance Nick Loeb, “[banning] Loeb from bringing the embryos to term” without Vergara’s express permission. After filing some last minute objections with the court, Page Six reports that a Los Angeles Superior Court Judge has slammed the case shut officially, overruling his “last gasp legal effort” to seize control of Vergara’s embryos.


In a statement, Loeb blamed Tinseltown for the court’s decision, saying that the judge was “clearly influenced by Hollywood. Loeb also got a quick plug in for his new movie Roe v. Wade, which I’m sure is going to be terrible.

Wait... Roe v. Wade? He can’t have... oh! It looks like he did.

Page Six further reports that amid the legal kerfuffle with Vergara, Loeb found time to write and direct a film starring none other than Jon Voight and Stacey Dash, which takes a firm opposition to abortion access. The film apparently premiered at CPAC, which sounds like a fucking nightmare.

Good riddance to this man!

Chrissy Teigen is having a normal one.

Who the fuck is this?


  • Who cares if Prince William is “uncomfortable.” [Us Weekly]
  • The tabloids really, really love Bindi Irwin. [People]
  • Tyra Banks ice cream officially exists I guess. [People]
  • Amanda Bynes is just chilling. [ET]



You know, Prince William, if you feel uncomfortable now, imagine how your SIL has been feeling all this time.

P.S. why do I get the sense you were worried about Archie's skin color?