“No, that’s iconic,” Snooki said. “I’d never take that back.”
I had to consult the archives for what actually happened to lead to her brief arrest, and my memory was correct: she was drunk as a skunk. However, I could not remember what she was wearing. Thank god for the New York Daily News:
Photos taken before the arrest show Snooki walking along the boardwalk with cast members Guadagnino and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro. She was wearing a tight black-and-pink zebra-patterned T-shirt with the logo “I (HEART) SNOOKI.”
When she was arrested some time later, around 3:30 p.m., she was wearing an identical T-shirt that blared the word “SLUT” and large sunglasses that were falling off her bronzed face as officers escorted her to a police car.
Listen, 2010 was a different time, and I’m pretty sure now no one is out here wearing a shirt that says “SLUT”, but everything about the rest of this is, in her words, actually iconic. Say what you will about Jersey Shore, a television show that is perfect in so many ways, but know this: Snooki was pure id, dressed up in a spray tan and platform flip flops. She was (and is!) an inspiration.
(Additionally, the one thing Snooki does regret is the disastrous speech/toast she and the gals gave at Angelina Pivarnick’s wedding, which is something they shouldn’t have done at the wedding, but in the party van, or really, anywhere else.)
Anyway, apparently, the iconic arrest prepared her for being a good mom. “So I’m actually glad that I embarrassed myself and did all that stupid stuff because now I can, like, relax and be a classy mom,” she said. Yes! I agree! Snooki, at 33, is wiser than I ever will be. Thank you, Snooki. [Us Weekly]
It’s been a very long year already and so that is why I could not remember that
Ariana Grande married a
real estate man named Dalton Gomez in May. And for some reason, this
item makes it sound as if they’ve been married for longer than just over a month? Anyway, they’re still married, it was her birthday recently (Happy
Saturn Return, girl, and good luck!) and here she is wearing a hat
and a tiara kissing her lil’ mans.
- When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie? That’s Amore! [Hollywood Life]
- Listen, I don’t particularly care or feel moved in any significant way about Khloé Kardashian’s love life, but it does seem like Tristan Thompson is trying. [Entertainment Tonight]
- There’s something very…. something about Meghan McCain watching Cardi B’s Coachella performance as “inspiration.” I guess it’s nice? Hm. [Page Six]
- Happy birthday to the tall, hot one from Euphoria who is dating the model’s daughter. [People]
