For the premiere of its fourth season on June 15, TLC's Toddlers & Tiaras is pulling out the big guns by re-featuring past stars of the show—namely Eden Wood and Makenzie—who will go head-to-head, competing in the same pageant. In this sneak peek clip, Eden is following the path of many reality stars, decades her senior, by recording her first single, "Cutie Patootie."
They need to pair this show with a reality show for the adults who "manage" these children and are clearly working out their own issues about their reluctance to give up their own dreams of fame/eternal youth. "Gurrl, you rocked that stage!"= makes me wanna vom all over her kicky, spiky, hairdo.