Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, the rickety rusty playground for Vanity Smurfs. This week: Oprah gets giddy over Idris, Ian Smolderhotter is covered in blood, and Justin Bieber falls down. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

What a spirit of joy @jennyannmccarthy brings to @TheViewtv. Her excitement is contagious! I have known Jenny for over 10 years and her personality has never changed

Cryptic on the twisted set. Who could she be?

Huh? Lacey’s doing what this episode?! �� #NightShoots…indeed I took roughly 7 photos and chose this one to convey my ‘selfie’ feeling toward the issue.

#tbt two blondes writing @thebodybook whatupdawg

Me and Young Kagan

Vegan cupcakes

Taystee and Poussey at the Jets and Raiders game!! We on the field YO!!! Who you rootin’ for???? @whododatlikedat

Scared a bunch of people accidentally at a gas station today. Damon was a little bloody…

Me, @ChordOverstreet & @SkylarAstin… And a#DramaticSelfie for you all. So glad to have our buddy Skylar on #Glee!

Got my ass down to the @officialrodarte sample sale & got my dream sweatshirt. Cameo by @rachelantonoff shirt!!

The one and only gypsy woman @crystalwaters1 100% PURE LOVE

Don’t forget your Jhud essence copy! Always an honor !

@idriselba can you tell how happy I was to meet you?#nextchapter

@idriselba looking forward to our conversation about your swagger and our beloved Nelson Mandela.#nextchapter

Wacha is ENGROSSED by the #RHOBH ! #GoodDoggie

My mommy left this on my mirror! So sweet! X

Christmas spirit!!

Official 23 hoodies/tshirts on sale today @mikewillmadeit ❤️❤️❤️

I ❤️ my weave

Slutty Santa is ready

#MyIdol

Snowy dreary day makes peoples sleepies @itsashbenzo

Thanks a lot @mattmcgorryofficial

Yes girl. Get it. Video is insane. @beyonce

Nothing beats a #galoremag party or dinner galoremag.com

On my way to Seattle ❗ Looking forward to seeing you ❗ ����❤ #amandalepore#freshlybleached#blondebombshell#blondeallover#waves#glamourgirl

The hottest hair accessory for 2014

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shooting a HIGHLY IMPORTANT magazine cover today #muchimportant #wow #sophotos

Always get up when u get knocked down

Jay-Z concert �� @parishilton

I’ve thrown the best birthday parties since I was little. We even had bumper cars. ������ #Killingit #ThrowbackThursday

That’s a wrap! Just finished shooting on set for@VMagazine.

On my way to the opening of the Van Cleef & Arpels opening in New York City

Holiday gift to self each year: switching out my essential @Smythson diary for a pristine one.

Making @Chelseahandler hide my fat face! We are having so much fun at this #amfARChristmasGala

3 #naughtyGirls supporting @amfar#Goldiehawn &@chelseahandler

my grandmothers birthday I am the only family member not looking into the camera. I only have eyes for cake.

You guys! @taylorschilling @uzoaduba @nlyonne where r you!?! Amazing night with you queens!

Sharing a moment with the Queen!

Why hello #MadisonMontgomery…#ahscoven#nightshoot

Happy birthday Dad. I miss you…

THIS IS POP MUSIC

Got to meet this awesome little one in Columbus, Ohio. An Amur leopard. Only 40 in the world! Thanks Jack Hanna!! @jackhanna

My happy feet double!!!

The wolverine diorama at AMNH. Doesn’t look too ferocious … behind the glass!!!

@kelldaws and I cracked the code last night on how to dance to #DrumNBass!! It’s all about Irish dancing the reel – who knew!? #RONISIZE#Reprazent

This many New Yorkers to catch up on.

Chillin with arnie!! 🙂

boss ass bitch, bitch, bitch…

don’t wait for anybody to complete you

Charlie

Poor guy

Watch out here i come in my ATV

Yummy ……..Lecker !!!!!!

At the #Parsons going away party, 150 trucks coming Monday to move the legendary design school!#YouNeverLeaveParsons#560

What would I do without this beauty squad after the 15 hours flying and only 3 hours of sleep #multitasking#gettingready������ O que seria de mim sem esse esquadrão da beleza depois de voar 15 horas e só dormir 3 horas. #mutlitarefas#mepreparando