Selfie Loathing: What Celebrities Did on Instagram This Week

What we have here is another edition of Selfie Loathing, your potent cocktail of Vanity Smurf portraits. This week, Kelly Osbourne gets a dangerous updo, Justin Long frolics with Amanda Seyfried’s dog, John Stamos refuses to age and Beyoncé wears one of Jay Z’s $700 ski masks. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

Southern Gentlemen

Ladies and Gentlemen, the ever glamorous#jenniferlawrence! @thehungergames#thehungergames#catchingfire

Medal of Freedom dinner last night with my HoneyGraham.

I adore you @ZacharyLevi. #MoreKissesPlease

Anna Gunn is hot and tall

It’s Britney, bitch!

Headed to c kanye ! Yal wanna come with me !

Yeezus in Brooklyn. Amazing night

This dude is so ahead of his time @kanyewest79 #yeezus #barclayscenter

My office is the most fun and messy place on earth

Atlanta, Venice, Austin this weekend. I feel as if 3 of me are needed..At @Ryotnews headquarters right now changing the world with @brynmooser

Throwback. 2 years ago, took the bear wakeboarding. #mastercraft #wakeboard #longbeach #obey

Hanging with pretty bird @laurenpaul8 in Paris on a ferris wheel. Winter is coming and that makes me happy.

Deb said to get the mark on my nose checked. Boy, was she right! I had a basil cell carcinoma. Please don’t be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!

Look how sick my hair looks for this weeks #fashionpolice!!!

Rocking the #Chanel suspenders on this weeks#fashionpolice! What do you guys think?

Can you guys believe it’s been 10 years since#MeanGirls? Don’t miss @iamlaceychabert on this weeks#fashionpolice! She really is fantastic actress as she is the furthest thing from a mean girl ever!! #WeLooooooveHer

New York mag nailing it re T Swift & feminism

the greatest honor

feeling larger than life tonight at the @Coach store opening in Madrid tonight. #grateful

Girls day @lala

Saint Laurent

Shay came to my opening night for #smallenginerepair – thank you, love you so so so much. Meant the world to see you.

sneak peak of today’s shoot with the amazing @nomadrj… can’t wait for you guys to see the rest of the photos!

Love Hawaii!! Photo cred @moviemort

Finished! @elleindonesia #own night!!!!! XX

#NYC

Shout out to @ursulastephen and @redhotnails

Cali flow

blonde hurrrrr errrrrrwurrrrr

First day of @hatchingchange episode of Twisted with @denise_ritchards. Teri is a fantastic director. Also @gavinpolone could barely contain himself.

The Picture of Dorian Gray.

I’m in love with my new glasses and hat �� thanks@nikkipennie and @aninebing

Comedic genius and one of my heroes, Robin Williams. Nanoo nanoo.

Done with a longgg day of filming

Found this little and his baby @longhaired_child

Sporting @itsashbenzo glasses. Weeeerk.

Tour workouts with @ovojonnyroxx. Always a good feeling to see progress

Day Off.

Kiss

If you know who you are, it takes all the power away from that negativity.. I promise.

today is an excellent day

Art is in the eye of the beholder

What do you do when you meet Dora The Explorer? Throw glitter.

Re: help. Thanks!