What we have here is another edition of Selfie Loathing, your potent cocktail of Vanity Smurf portraits. This week, Kelly Osbourne gets a dangerous updo, Justin Long frolics with Amanda Seyfried's dog, John Stamos refuses to age and Beyoncé wears one of Jay Z's $700 ski masks. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

Southern Gentlemen

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Ladies and Gentlemen, the ever glamorous#jenniferlawrence! @thehungergames#thehungergames#catchingfire

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Medal of Freedom dinner last night with my HoneyGraham.

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I adore you @ZacharyLevi. #MoreKissesPlease

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Anna Gunn is hot and tall

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It's Britney, bitch!

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Headed to c kanye ! Yal wanna come with me !

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Yeezus in Brooklyn. Amazing night

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This dude is so ahead of his time @kanyewest79 #yeezus #barclayscenter

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My office is the most fun and messy place on earth

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Atlanta, Venice, Austin this weekend. I feel as if 3 of me are needed..At @Ryotnews headquarters right now changing the world with @brynmooser

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Throwback. 2 years ago, took the bear wakeboarding. #mastercraft #wakeboard #longbeach #obey

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Hanging with pretty bird @laurenpaul8 in Paris on a ferris wheel. Winter is coming and that makes me happy.

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Deb said to get the mark on my nose checked. Boy, was she right! I had a basil cell carcinoma. Please don't be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!

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Look how sick my hair looks for this weeks #fashionpolice!!!

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Rocking the #Chanel suspenders on this weeks#fashionpolice! What do you guys think?

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Can you guys believe it's been 10 years since#MeanGirls? Don't miss @iamlaceychabert on this weeks#fashionpolice! She really is fantastic actress as she is the furthest thing from a mean girl ever!! #WeLooooooveHer

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New York mag nailing it re T Swift & feminism

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the greatest honor

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feeling larger than life tonight at the @Coach store opening in Madrid tonight. #grateful

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Girls day @lala

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Saint Laurent

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Shay came to my opening night for #smallenginerepair - thank you, love you so so so much. Meant the world to see you.

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sneak peak of today's shoot with the amazing @nomadrj... can't wait for you guys to see the rest of the photos!

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Love Hawaii!! Photo cred @moviemort

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Finished! @elleindonesia #own night!!!!! XX

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#NYC

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Shout out to @ursulastephen and @redhotnails

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Cali flow

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blonde hurrrrr errrrrrwurrrrr

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First day of @hatchingchange episode of Twisted with @denise_ritchards. Teri is a fantastic director. Also @gavinpolone could barely contain himself.

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The Picture of Dorian Gray.

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I'm in love with my new glasses and hat �� thanks@nikkipennie and @aninebing

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Comedic genius and one of my heroes, Robin Williams. Nanoo nanoo.

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Done with a longgg day of filming

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Found this little and his baby @longhaired_child

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Sporting @itsashbenzo glasses. Weeeerk.

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Tour workouts with @ovojonnyroxx. Always a good feeling to see progress

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Day Off.

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Kiss

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If you know who you are, it takes all the power away from that negativity.. I promise.

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today is an excellent day

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Art is in the eye of the beholder

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What do you do when you meet Dora The Explorer? Throw glitter.

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Re: help. Thanks!