Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, your dark, dank, Vanity Smurf oubliette. This week, Rob Lowe says goodbye to Pawnee, Hugh Jackman has a cocktail, John Stamos talks shit about Rick Springfield and Lena Dunham gets high off fauxsizzurp. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.

what do you think of my #SnowAngel bodysuit for the @victoriassecret#VSFashionShow? ❄️❄️❄️

Last scene with The Boys Of Parks And Rec.#FriendsForever

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The artRave blew my mind. The variable you can never predict is monsters. You made it all come alive, around the world!

tough girl chanel

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Flirting with Internet popularity

LOL

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Shout out to Immortal Technique & DJ Premier for coming through tonight. Crazy man. Preem told me Ryan and I remind him of Gang Starr... The highest compliment. Amazing night NYC.

Pablo Schreiber (aka Pornstache) & I at the @ClubMonaco flagship NYC #CM5thAve. Gave out a lot of shots last night. Alcohol, not prison violations.

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Hopefully she's willing to share. I am.

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VERSAILLES

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Elevators.

With @harryjoshhair who convinced me to straighten out my hair to test out his new #harryjoshprotools flat iron �� Com @harryjoshhair que me convenceu a alisar o meu cabelo para testar sua nova chapinha.

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Vodka, Grapefruit. 2 Limes. Please!

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On my way to @jimmyfallon !

On my way to Out 100!

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My new faux winter coat I'm obsessed with from @forever21

#SwampTour#Terrified

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That's the new Givenchy shit! By @riccardotisci17 Photographed by @jackwaterlotstudio @dsectionmagazine #NewYork #Givenchy

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Fighting with real #gladiator swords in front of the#coliseum in #rome what's better than that??

"Limitation only exist in our minds. But if we learn how to use #imagination, the possibilities of our world become limitless." #Bronx2TheDreamhouse#JLoWorldTourB#JLoRedCarpetB

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Getting ready for a #fashionpolice taping! What do you think @johnnystuntz will do with this fro?

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Rocking some high hair today thank you @johnnystuntz!

post show no makeup

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Another mission accomplished #captive

Yes of course, #flashbackfriday. Me and @justdemi from GH. (ps in my 30 in biz - Rick Springfield -only prick)

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@rushzimmerman #foxhole

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Goodnight

Haleb is back @Longhaired_child

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Oops. Photo cred to the coolest props guy @nikozahlten #5am #zombieslaying

Papa

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Sweet nothings

JODY HUSKY PLAYiNG ON THE PLAYGROUND AS iF HE WAS A REAL BOY

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My Sister graduated today. She's all clever and that.

feels good to be da godfather!

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Back to sitting next to this guy... Oh @SimonCowell... It's 80s night not 80 year old man night!!!

Off for an adventure! ✈️

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In the club high off purp

Inmate: 76110065

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Shiner

Comedy writing #themindyproject

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Talk about a front row seat. Woody Allen nailing a solo on the clarinet

We shot with the very same rubber frogs as the frogs from the "rain of frogs" sequence in "Magnolia!" Frogs!

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#MulletMonday Pre-school class picture #thanksmom

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Bored playing with wigzzz