Welcome back to America's favorite Vanity Smurf K-hole. This week, Ian Smolderhotter is snuggling with animals, Lindsay Lohan is covered in blood and Nicki Minaj has some weird ideas about what cop uniforms look like. Celebrity Instagrams (and maybe a Vine or two), presented without comment. Enjoy.


Love playing dress up with my boo @snookinic

The Madden Family

My brother @mainohustlehard

Who says Kanye West never smiles?

working on a new selfie face with @realcoleworld

Getting ready. Having biggest yard sale ever this wknd! Before you bid, sign up here: http://bit.ly/OprahsYardSale #Redecorating

I join tonight's Halloween party on #TopChef w/ Lea Michele & Tom Colicchio! #Gatsby #KittyCat



Shy girl

Happy Halllllloweeeen

Elliot Ghould

Should I make this my new @tinderapp profile pic?

Captain Hook or flamboyant Founding Father? you decide, friends! #halloween

It's HALLOWEEN!Will you go adopt a black kitty or Pup?Please? Black Dogs and cats are last to be adopted & the 1st to be euthanized...Why?Superstition.Silly humans-my little black one has done NOTHING but bring me amazing energy & shit-tons of love- in the words of Stevie Wonder-"When you believe in things that you don't understand then you suffer, Superstition ain't the way." For unconditional love go to your nearest shelter-like tomorrow!

Happy Halloween from Damon and Ian-no partying for me tonight. Work and puppies...

J lo the ninja n snoop the lion !!!!!

Jemima is back

YeezusTour @casandrae

GoiNG innnnNNNN #idaho#gasstation#dontjudgeme#raplife

Boo at the zoo!!! Having fun!

Last night was a blast. I was howling at the moon as Clawdeen from Monster High.

Having fun with my Lion last night! ��❤️��#thewizardofoz#Dorothy#2013#halloween#fun#love Me divertindo com meu leão ontem à noite! #omagicodeoz#diversao#amor

Muito obrigada pelo carinho de todos! É sempre tão bom estar no Brasil e sentir esta energia maravilhosa. @Colccioficial#desfile#Brasil Thank you for all the love ! It's always so wonderful to be in Brazil and feel this positive energy. #runway

Officer Minaj. Who wants to get cuffed?

This Halloween I'm putting the "boo" in boobs.

Let it burn

At #lax Some s** tbag shot up the place.

A little pre-practice K-Pop. #sorrysorry#superjunior #안녕하세요

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A tease of my "jeans girl" Halloween costume. Didn't get recognized once last night, even amongst friends or fans.

I don't recommend pulling an all-nighter before your 5:40 am CONNECTING flight to NY. #GoodLord

At 1st glance looks like ur run of the mill hotel embroidery but upon further examination I saw it was my muhfkn NAME!! #SayWord! #LikeABoss #BallerStatus I'm not mad at you @GansevoortPark

What y'all know about having your own patio in NYC.#LikeABoss

The High Eye Cues. #KickinAfrolistics #ComingToATheaterNearYou #DangerMouse #Questlove #WyattCenac

I miss this man

she said yes ! It's happening! Haha

Me and my groomsmen and my lovely wife hahahaha