Welcome to your post-Thanksgiving teen gossip roundup: In an interview with InStyle U.K., perpetual teen Selena Gomez said that she just wants the leave the Justin Bieber drama in the past and settle down with a sophisticated man of taste, like Zayn Malik. “If he had asked me out on a date, I would be seen with him. Just kidding, but not kidding,” Gomez said in the thirstiest use of an interview ever.
She added that she wasn’t that fond of dating, “I hate it. It’s hard and I’m weirded out by the idea that a guy has Googled me before we meet, and that has happened.” And then lamented the affliction of perpetual youth: “I feel like I look 16 sometimes, which is a bummer because I would love to date older guys.” Sounds hard to be Selena Gomez. [Huffington Post]