Sure, you may brag to the girls in the locker room that you’ve synced cycles with your super swell best friend. But until we see you Donald Ducking it together on the couch, tethered by the string of a dual tampon, we remain suspicious of your so-called “friends forever” status.
That’s a little excessive, you may—naïvely—argue. And so to you I respond: don’t fucking tell me that Claudia Kishi and Stacy McGill wouldn’t have attended Babysitter’s Club meetings connected both by the potency of love and a Friends Forever Tampon.
It’s too late for Claudia and Stacy, but not for you. Created by Kat Thek, the Friends Forever Tampon allows you to anoint your most sacred bond in menstrual blood. The concept, as The Cut explains, is simple: “two tampons joined by one string.” But should you require a visual, worry not, I can provide:
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