Ultimate Bachelor stan/ABC employee Jimmy Kimmel had Sean Penn on his show Thursday night, and Penn went right in for the kill, asking Kimmel if he was a bigger fan of Britt or Kaitlyn, the two women who will be on the new-and-improved/probably horrible season of The Bachelorette. Not only is Sean Penn a fan of Kaitlyn, but he had a relatable opinion to share about his frustration with the show:

We argue about whether or not we should fast forward‚ÄďI don't really want to hear the conversations. I want to know the decisions. Is he going to decide on this one or this one, and I want to see somebody cry. And then see somebody get ecstatic, and then see them cry.

I feel... weird right now.