Scott Disick's First Statement Post-Split: Come Party With Me In Vegas

Oh hell yeah. If you wanna turn up this weekend, just hop on your Gulfstream and fly to Vegas, baby, because your boy (and our Lord) Scott Disick is gonna be keeping it going alllllll night long at 1Oak, the hottest club in the desert.

Reports Us Weekly:

In a stunningly insensitive social media shout-out, Disick posted a photograph via Instagram late on Tuesday, July 7, advertising his club night at 1OAK in Las Vegas this Friday, July 10, and urging his followers to “Come party with me this Friday in Vegas.”

Comments on the post include:

• “go home to Ur kids fool if it was for kourt U wud b a nobody!!!”
  
• “U ain’t getting younger. Man up and be better!”
  
• “bullshit kardashian like they ruled everything. fucck off!”

But not all of them are negative!

• “kourtney kardashian is a nag, i’m glad Scott finally got out of her web, black widow!”
• “Keep up the party life cuz fucc they say”

[Us Weekly]

A transexual model named Ava Sabrina London claims she has had sex with Hank Baskett, but Baskett keeps telling Kendra Wilkinson that it never actually happened. Though as we know he does admit going to the model’s apartment with the intention of buying weed, Baskett says he left immediately after she and her friend got naked. (There’s no word yet on whether or not they were holding weed while naked).

“It was like a bank robbery,” Baskett said. “You never know when you’ll freeze. I don’t know if it was a couple of seconds or 15 seconds, because all I was saying was get out, get out, get out.” Meanwhile, London passed a lie detector test “with flying colors.”

[Radar Online]

“Get a load of this.” - The person who did Farrah Abraham’s lip injections.

“Get a load of this.” - Me telling you this new Farrah Abraham rumor.

OK, remember when singer/reality star Farrah Abraham posted those horrifying photos of her severely messed up lip injections earlier this year? Well get a load of this: she might have done it intentionally as a way of appearing on Botched. Her segment on the terrifying plastic-surgery-gone-wrong show airs July 12.

Given the hashtags used in her original tweet, this is not at all surprising:

[THG]

• Here’s the car all those women Ghostbusters will be driving. [Deadline]
  
• Ben Affleck is cool and single now, so he got a lower back tattoo. [People]
  
• Wild MEG RYAN appeared! [THL]
  
• Bill Murray helped clean up after the last Grateful Dead show. [Page Six]
  
• Bobbi Kristina is in hospice, but Nick Gordon might already have a new girlfriend. [Radar Online]
• I repeat: Joni Mitchell is going to be FINE. [TMZ]
  
• Bella Hadid just had her tonsils removed, and will also be FINE. [Daily Mail]
  
• Cameron Diaz may go ahead and try IVF. [Radar Online]
  
• Diane Warren is writing Zendaya a “#1 smash.” [Billboard]

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