Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian broke up in October 2015, after nine years of partnership and three kids together. Now Disick is dating or at least naked sunbathing with teen Sofia Richie, and Kardashian is also dating young (his name is Younes Bendjima and he’s a 24-year-old model).
But according to People magazine and Keeping Up With the Kardashians, there is more to this story than meets the eye. Disick is pissing Kardashian off with his flagrant boozing and womanizing, but not for the reason you’d expect! (That was my alternate headline.) Get a load of this: He’s doing it out of spite.
And, wait for it, he’s doing it out of spite because he loves her.
Maybe.
Disick literally said this to Kourtney, in reference to his bad behavior: “What does that mean, though, at the end of the day? What do you think that really means? That means I hate you? Or does that mean that I actually love you and I do things out of spite?”
A minute after he says this, Kourtney told him, “You’re one of the smartest people I’ve met.”
Here’s the KUWTK clip of which I write. I’m feeling extremely caught up.
[People]
Taylor Swift’s new album Reputation is coming out at midnight and these are the cats she’s repurposing—I mean loving, I mean combing—into promotional material.
Does this mean Swift listened to my advice and dumped the snakes for a cat rebrand?
