
The fake news media is reporting that Paul Rudd is 50, but since he stopped aging in 2002, those reports remain unverified.
Let’s look at some pictures of him, shall we?
A slightly sunburned Rudd in 2000 looking very much like a Jane Austen character who has a secret fiancée but truly loves you.
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Here’s a shaggy-haired Rudd circa 2003 who plays guitar in a band that’s popular in your college town and texts “wyd” at 2 am. You say you’re not going to answer but you answer.
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And finally, a mustachioed Rudd from 2016. “Wilford Brimley called,” you tease, secretly loving it.
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You’re welcome. Now rate your week on the Rudd scale of totally buggin’ to Sex Panther.
DISCUSSION
Hi Jezzies, I’m feeling pretty depressed and my anxiety is bad at the moment. The house I’m moving into has a lot of repairs so it’s going to take a while to be ready to move into. I also found out that the poor lady that lived there before killed her self in the property. It’s all adding up to a nightmare at the moment and I’m not coping all that well. If I don’t reply to anyone please forgive me, I’m just not in a great place right now. Love you all.