Saturday Night Social: Maddox Jolie-Pitt Is All Grown Up

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In my heart, it is always 2006, and Maddox Jolie-Pitt is a child who loves snacking on crickets, according to the tabloids I secretly buy and read in my college apartment. But alas, it is 2019, and Maddox Jolie-Pitt is an 18-year-old whose mother takes him to lunch in Cleveland to celebrate his birthday.

People reports that Angelina and son spent the day at a Cleveland brewpub with Loung Ung, author of First They Killed My Father, the novel Jolie adapted into a 2017 film.

On my 18th birthday, I puked Zima into some shrubbery outside a hotel after my party got busted by the cops, but to each their own, I suppose.

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How was your week? Dinner in Cleveland with the literati good or puke Zima into a hedge good?

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Cheers Pink Ears!

We finally had a nice summer day, in the mid 70s with a strong breeze, low humidity, so I did some gardening in the morning, and I made some cheddar jalapeno corn bread for our dinner tomorrow. We’re going to smoke some ribs, and have broccoli salad, and some dilly green beans and cucumbers (from the garden!) and the weather is just such a relief. For dessert I chopped and macerated some peaches in sugar with a hint of cinnamon, and we’ll have that over some vanilla ice cream. Tomorrow we feast! What’s going on in your kitchen?