Saturday Night Social: Let's All Sigh Wistfully Over the Fact That Sasha Obama Is All Grown Up
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Though I very much wish Sasha Obama could stay eight years old forever because that would mean we were in a time loop where her dad was always president, Donald Trump never was, and I was a perpetual twenty-something grad student whose student loans would never come due, it would appear that, without my consent, Sasha Obama has become old enough to graduate high school.