While the song itself settles upon my ears like dozens of tiny, freshly sharpened knives, the new video for Fergie’s MILF $ is a creation entirely unto itself. I’ve discovered that it’s best enjoyed muted, overlaid instead with “Guillotine (It goes Yah)” by Death Grips. I swear to god it lines up perfectly: Jarring drops are one with sultry stares, scary synths and swiveled hips collide in frenzied embrace. The milk cascades down Kim Kardashian’s chest; everything is terrifying and nothing hurts. Happy Saturday!