Cyndi Lauper turns 60 (!) today, so feel free to celebrate by watching her in memoriam performance of "True Colors" at the Tony Awards in a dark room after you've poured yourself a tall glass of sadness, er, champagne.
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Gonzo the Something
I'm in a bitter mood today, so here's my question:
What "inspirational" motto do you find the most cringe-inducing?
Mine is "Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, it's measured by the moments that take your breath away."