Saturday Night Social: Check Out This Video of Me Giving Birth

Pregnancy: What is it, and what does it want? Most people could not answer that question. Most people don’t know what pregnancy is, as studies have shown for some time now. Not me, though. I’ve been pregnant. I know exactly what pregnancy is. For example, it sometimes ends with giving birth, something else that I have done.

In an effort to spread pregnancy awareness and fight stigma, I would like to share with you this video of me giving birth, which is how my pregnancy ended. As you can see, I birthed my daughter, Spiderman, by Caesarean section—so named because you have to use a knife like when you order a Caesar salad from a pizza place and the vegetables are too large.

It went fine thanks to my doctor, Dr. Youngest Doctor, who is famously the youngest doctor in town. I owe so much to Dr. Youngest Doctor, who did great. If you are reading this, Dr. Youngest Doctor, I want to tell you: “Thanks.”