Saturday Night Social: August Is the Cruelest Month
EntertainmentIt’s the dead of August, the slowest week of the slowest month of the annual news cycle, and it’s time to serve you a light blog snack to close out the day. What’s cooking, internet?
Uhhh this is surely interesting: an authentic photo of Tom Cruise on the world’s tallest building, from seven years ago. Donald Trump said some things, but do we really need to know them since tomorrow he’ll say something worse, every day, forever, until he draws his last breath? Let’s check out the news…let’s not. Sponcon, sponcon, sponcon…global warming is killing earth….KYLIE’S BIRTHDAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! Here is every single angle of her face (spoiler: there is only one). What’s Tiffany Haddish up to?? Being her lovable self. There’s always animal news, but between these therapy donkeys and an orangutan chewing cardboard, I am at an impasse.