It's one thing to read all those awful Tinder and OKCupid messages from dumbasses who think they're entitled to women's attention and bodies—it's another thing to hear them read aloud. Machinima ETC's Creepy Text Theatre brings us just that.
As a promo for her upcoming movie Open Windows—starring Elijah wood about a dude who wins a dinner date with his favorite actress (Grey)—joins the Machinima ETC crew their fifth edition of their Creepy Text Theatre series. And it does not disappoint. Well, the messages are beyond disappointing for humankind, but they become even more ridiculous when read out loud.