Sarah Palin ran in the "Jump Right in and Run" half-marathon Sunday in Storm Lake, Iowa, and took second place with a time of 1 hour, 46 minutes, and 10 seconds. She ran under her maiden name, Sarah Heath, and didn't announce that she'd be running. Unfortunately, she probably won't be able to use such stealth tactics in the presidential race.
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She finished it? Didn't get bored or change her mind halfway through?
I think she may have finally found her calling.